33 Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts For People Who Despise Valentine's Day

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The world is full of realists and romantics. Romantics get one day a year to indulge their sentimental sides with candy hearts, long-stemmed roses, giant teddy bears and other cheesy gifts.

Unfortunately, there’s no Realist Appreciation Day, but anti-Valentine’s Day gifts come pretty darn close to the spirit. That’s why we’ve rounded up some painfully-accurate, too-real gifts to give the folks in your life who really don’t want to be caught in Cupid’s line of fire.

Below are 33 anti-Valentine’s Day gifts perfect for people who despise Valentine’s Day: 

• 1"Happy Capitalistic Couple's Day" card

  

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• 2Mediocre Valentines

  

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• 3Carbs shirt

  

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• 4Nope stamped ring

  

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• 5Anti-Valentine's Day Conversation Hearts banner

  

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• 6Anatomical Human Heart pin

  

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• 7"These Taste Terrible" Anti V-Day card

  

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• 8"Only Cats" temporary tattoo

  

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• 9Conversation Hearts t-shirt

  

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• 10"Nope" candy heart coffee mug

  

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• 11Happy "Manipulating People To Spend Money To Prove Love With Shallow Romantic Gesture" Day card

  

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• 12Anti-Valentine's Day cookies

  

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• 13"Vodka Is My Valentine" card

  

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• 14"Drop Dead" phone case

  

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• 15"Not Today, Satan" instant download wall art

  

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• 16"Nah, I'm Good" Anti-Valentine's Day soap

  

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• 17"V Is For Vodka" t-shirt

  

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• 18"Fuck Valentines" banner

  

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• 19"Love Bites" sweatshirt

  

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• 20Anti-Valentine's Day candy hearts mug

  

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• 21"Love Blah Blah Blah Drink" tank

  

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• 22"So Did Satan" coffee mug

  

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• 23"Anti V-Day" temporary tattoo

  

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• 24Anti-Valentine's Day stickers

  

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• 25"If You See Cupid" card

  

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• 26Anatomical human heart necklace

  

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• 27"Valentines Schmalentines" button pin

  

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• 28"Nope" name plate

  

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• 29Anti-Valentine's Day candy heart necklace

  

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• 30"I Love That We Hate The Same Things" card

  

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• 31"In Case Your Valentine Is Crappy" gag gift

  

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• 32"No Bae, No Problem" party headband

  

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• 33"Meh" embroidered heart clip

  

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